Music Ke$haWednesday, 7 p.m.Festival Pier at Penn’s Landing, $50www.ticketmaster.comWake up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? Get down to the river: Our favorite boozy bedhead is coming through with her “Get $leazy” tour. DJ, turn it up, blow the speakers up — we’re talking pedicures on our toes!Bob DylanWednesday, 7:30 p.m.The Mann Center, $30-$70www.ticketmaster.comDon’t have Ke$ha tickets? Mr. Dylan — who is, sure, sick and sexyfied in his own way — is playing the Mann the same night.Girls Rock Philly ShowcaseSaturday, noonWorld Cafe Live, $10www.girlsrockphilly.orgFifteen bands from the girls-only, totally rocking day camp perform their original material this weekend. Good luck, ladies!Alkaline TrioSaturday, 8 p.m.The Trocadero, $21www.ticketmaster.comThe punk rockers headline the Troc on a bill that also includes lovely local guys mewithoutyou.Rock the BellsTuesday, 7 p.m.$30, The TLAwww.ticketmaster.comRaekwon, Ghost and Mobb Deep headline this hip-hop tour.The War on DrugsThursday, 9 p.m.Johnny Brenda’s, $12www.johnnybrendas.comThe record release party for War on Drugs’ latest, “Slave Ambient,” will also feature sets by Cavemen and Tin Horses.American Idols Live!Wednesday, 7 p.m.The Wells Fargo Center, $42-$62www.wellsfargocenterphilly.comThe top 11 contestants from last season — including winner Scotty McCreery and fan fave Pia Toscano — perform without having to worry about being upstaged by Steven Tyler and company.ArtsBig Art ShowSaturday, 8 p.m.Pterodactyl, 3237 Ambler St., Freewww.bigartshow.comPart gallery show, part art sale, this free art/music series is just as much a party. Get in touch via the website if you’d like to show your work (also free, because damn, these guys are nice).GayFestFriday through Aug. 28The Shubin Theatre407 Bainbridge St.www.shubintheatre.comThis new LGBTQ theater festival features four Philly premieres: comedies “The Last Sunday in June,” “Devil Boys from Beyond” and “The Beebo Brinker Chronicles” as well the drama “Slipping.” Discount passes are available for multiple shows.Food & DrinkPennsylvania Dutch FestivalThrough Saturday, 8 a.m.-5 p.m.Reading Terminal Marketwww.readingterminalmarket.orgBecause if you’re going to eat fried dough, you may as well celebrate local traditions while you’re at it.Cabo Wabo Tequila DinnerAug. 23, 6:30 p.m.$55, reservations acceptedDistrito, 3945 Chestnut St.www.distritorestaurant.comHow’s this for a summer send-off? Chef de cuisine Maria Schmidt is pairing up fresh and feisty Mexican dishes with the pure agave azul tequila.National Rum Day at Cuba LibreTuesday, 5-7 p.m.10 S. Second St.www.cubalibrerestaurant.comSummer holidays, never change. In honor of National Rum Day, the Old City restaurant is offering half-price rums — pace yourself, they have 80 — and rum cocktails.MoviesMovie Monday: ‘Your Highness’Monday, 8 p.m.The Trocadero, $3www.thetroc.comWhat are Natalie Portman, Zooey Deschanel and James Franco doing in this stoner medieval comedy??We’re blaming Danny McBride.