The Word: Mila Kunis innocent, Lindsay we’re still not sure

Less than a week after Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel called it for-real quits, rumor has it that actress Mila Kunis — not their near-constant previous breakups, demanding careers, or devastating good looks — had something to do with it.

Fresh off parading around the awards show circuit in gowns we’d trade our interns for, Kunis appears in the upcoming “Friends with Benefits” with Timberlake. (Early Google review: It’s a gigantic step down from Kunis’ “Black Swan” and Timberlake’s “Social Network,” but the sex scenes have to be better, right?)

But don’t read too much into it, a source tells People.com: “They’re not in a relationship. They star in a movie called ‘Friends with Benefits’ but they’re just friends. That’s it.”

Fair enough, Source. Although your tidy little explanation worked a lot better before Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt pulled a “Mr. and Mrs. Smith.”

Phillippe, a dad again?

Ryan Phillippe may be a father again, but not with current girl-next-to-him-at-brunch-in-a-baggy-sweatshirt Amanda Seyfried. His ex, model Alexis Knapp, is pregnant and claiming the child is his, a source tells UsMagazine.com. He already has two kids with ex-wife Reese Witherspoon.

Amber Rose strikes back

While defending herself in some “unflattering” photos circling the gossip sites, sometimes model/sometimes Kanye West date Amber Rose “admitted” to what turns out to be most people’s hungry-at-the-prom stats: “I’m 5’9 148,” she tweeted. “How am I fat?”

Lindsay Lohan tidies up

As she waits to find out if she’s headed back to jail for allegedly stealing a pricey necklace, Lindsay Lohan has decided to quit smoking, according to TMZ.com. We’d probably tackle the more immediately deadly/illegal vices first, but baby steps are still steps!