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Worst of Craigslist: Wednesday August 24

Tons of requests for post-earthquake lovin’ (any excuse, right?), crossdressing Italian cougar seeks partner for mother-son roleplaying fantasy, Penn students may be good math tutors but movers? Not so much. And a guy wants you to do … something really gross.

How did I know these the-ground-shook-the-world-is-ending-let’s-mate posts would start coming in? You horndogs sure are opportunists.

Other thoughts on the earthquake? It’s a Really Big Deal (and will most likely be followed by a Really Big Wind.)

God forbid you just use a freaking condom.


Good luck finding a grown son who is not weird.

Here’s a tip: you don’t get people to buy into a gimmick by telling them it’s a gimmick.

I know when my back hurts, my first thought is to go on Craigslist and solicit a stranger to walk on it for me.

Yup. Wouldn’t want to make anyone uncomfortable here …

Northeast Philly, distilled into a set list.

Crossdressing Italian cougar with a mother-son fantasy fetish? That’s actually a new one.


Let me break this down: being an “actual” Penn undergrad is a good qualification for a bullshit finance internship. When you’re talking about moving furniture, it’s the polar opposite.

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