Worst of Craigslist: Weekend Edition

Well … at least they’re honest?

Missed connection with the grim reaper?

And what would be considered “business dress” for an “erotice roleplayer”?

Is there a shortage of knowledgeable pretzel-bakers in Costa Rica, or are you pulling my leg?

Reality shows are really scraping the bottom of the barrel these days, huh?

Apparently, “putting your arms up like Rocky and flaunting your physique” is an accepted mating ritual in some parts of the city (*cough Kensington cough*)