THEATERElvis Birthday BashFriday, Jan. 248 p.m.Keswick Theater291 Keswick Ave.$34.50www.keswicktheatre.comJoin Scot Bruce and Mike Albert, two of America’s leading Elvis impersonators, as they perform all of the King’s legendary tunes. Hound dogs welcome.“The Pillowman”Friday, Jan. 24 and Saturday, Jan. 258 p.m.The Luna Theater620 S. 8th St.$25215-704-0033www.lunatheater.orgGet ready to get creeped out with this dark and grisly tale of a horror writer accused of acts of violence that resemble depictions in his stories.MUSICThe Smiths SocialThursday, Jan. 238 p.m.Trocadero1003 Arch St.$5215-922-6888www.thetroc.comThe Troc is celebrating all things The Smiths. Start by dancing to your favorite Smiths songs played by 18th Pale Descendents and follow it up with a reading from Morrissey’s most recent autobiography.Mad MenThursday, Jan. 239 p.m.Ortlieb’s847 N Third St.$5267-324-3348www.ortliebsphilly.comOrtlieb’s welcomes Mad Men, an improvisational group of musicians that blend a wide variety of genres of music such as organic jazz, funk, reggae and hip-hop.Aly and FilaFriday, Jan. 249 p.m.District N9NE460 N 9th St.$23215-769-2780www.districtn9ne.comThis Egyptian DJ duo are ranked 20th in the world by DJ Mag. They are making a stop at District N9NE this Friday. Don’t be caught in a trance!Bone Thugs-n-HarmonySaturday, Jan. 258 p.m.Theatre of Living Arts334 South St.$39.50215-922-1011www.tlaphilly.comOhio rappers Bone Thugs-n-Harmony will meet you at the crossroads, so you won’t be lonely. Actually, they’ll be performing their ’90s hits at the TLA this Saturday, and it’s not even the first of the month.It’s the Year 2002Saturday, Jan. 259 p.m.Johnny Brenda’s1201 N. Frankford Ave.$7215-739-9684www.johnnybrendas.comGo back in time to what seems like yesterday, as DJ Emynd & Bo Bliz chauffeur you across the timeline of what was the year in music in 2002.HAPPY HOURGay, Jewish or Both Art and Singles Happy HourThursday, Jan. 236 to 8 p.m.Napoleon319 N 11th St., 2LFreewww.napoleonnapoleon.comHead to the Napoleon to snack on wine and cheese and check out Gay, Jewish or Both, an art installtion by Napoleon founder Leslie Friedman and designer Bernardo Margulis. The installation is designed to expose the stereotypes of Jewish and homosexual identities. Mingling required.FESTIVALChinatown: Flower MarketSaturday, Jan. 25 and Sunday, Jan. 2610 a.m10th and Vine streetsFreewww.chinatown-pcdc.orgThe beauty of China comes alive as Chinatown welcomes in the Year of the Horse with fresh flowers, a variety of fruits and vegetables, plus art, candy and more.SPORTSBroad Street BashSaturday, Jan. 256 p.m.Xfinity Live! Philadelphia1100 Pattison Ave.$250267-443-6415www.flyerscharities.org/bashComplete with a performance by Dropkick Murphys, this is a celebration of the 1973-74 and 1974-75 Philadelphia Flyers championship teams. The fundraising event benefiting Flyers Charities will feature an open bar, hors d’oeuvres and a chance to hang out with legendary players.